Once again, I find disappointment. Once again, I find no satisfaction. Once again, I find that Boxer Shorts has no standards of decency. Before I get moving here, let me point out that Boxer Shorts craves more power. I say we should give him more power -- preferably, 10,000 volts of it.
Isn't it historically demonstrated that Boxer Shorts should stop and savor life, not enslave us, suppress our freedom, regiment our lives, confiscate our property, and dictate our values? I ask, because I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for his subterfuge. I'm absolutely stunned. He has endorsed the idea of high-handed absenteeism in a number of specific ways, arguing, for instance, in favor of his spokesmen's decision to encourage and exacerbate passivity in some people who might otherwise be active and responsible citizens. If you're still reading this letter, I wish to compliment you for being sufficiently open-minded to understand that he is slated for an unwept grave. But the problems with his excuses don't end there. It's good that you're reading this letter. It's good that you're listening to what I'm saying. But reading and listening aren't enough. You must also be willing to help me supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into revisionism.
Boxer Shorts keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that his endeavors provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. The purpose of this deception may be to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom. Or maybe the purpose is to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. Oh what a tangled web Boxer Shorts weaves when first he practices to deceive.
I suspect I am not alone when I say that Boxer Shorts's statements such as "'Metanarratives' are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. Boxer Shorts and his mercenaries are, by nature, uncouth, intolerant upstarts. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but when I say that Boxer Shorts should practice what he preaches, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that laws are meant to be broken. This is a common fallacy held by the worst classes of nasty converts to solipsism there are.
What kind of loser wants to insult my intelligence? A loser like Boxer Shorts. There is absolutely nothing that duplicitous, dangerous scapegraces like him will not do to destroy their enemies. They will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest until their truffle-searching instinct digs up some dissolute incident that is calculated to finish off their unfortunate victim. He is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Boxer Shorts is boosterism. Why? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for Boxer Shorts. If we feel helpless, Boxer Shorts is energized and ramps up his efforts to twist the truth. This is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just remember one thing: Some of Boxer Shorts's former votaries say they were willing to help him unleash an unparalleled wave of animalism because Boxer Shorts convinced them that they were part of a historic mission to save the world from a puerile global conspiracy -- a belief they now reject as inarticulate.
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