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Remember no matter how bad the economic situation, you always have $12 to make someone smile with a cool pair of novelty Christmas Boxer Shorts. You may hold back on the diamonds, cars, and fancy vacations... But everyone with access to the internet can splurge on a pair of novelty boxer shorts.
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Rick Nelson and Claude Peck dispense unasked-for advice about clothing, etiquette, relationships, grooming and more.

RN: Other than an embarrassing star-struck moment when I shook Bill Blass' nicotine-stained hand at an event at Dayton's in the mid-'80s, I don't know that I've ever met a clothing designer. So it was a pleasure to meet Los Angeles underwear mogul Andrew Christian last weekend when he was in town to do a couple of gay-bar fashion shows. His witty, body-conscious products may not have the name recognition of a Jockey or a Fruit of the Loom. But he's developed a major gay following.

CP: Yet he was surprisingly low-key. His publicity agent and his website would have you imagining a high-powered hottie surrounded by handlers and Brazilian models wearing nothing but skivvies and a dab of suntan lotion. In our interview, Andrew was very quiet and unassuming -- unlike some of his designs.

RN: I think my favorite A.C. product is what he calls the Flashback, which is my favorite brand name in the world right now. As he said, it's a little less blatant than calling it the Buttlifter.

CP: He's hoping to capitalize on consumers who want to create a derrière by spending $29 on underwear with built-in "lift" instead of spending 29 weeks on the glute machine at the gym. Andrew claims that "it takes what you already have and makes it a little better." Those puppies may catch on.

RN: They already have, perhaps because they don't rely upon the butt-building padding that's just one grope away from a dead giveaway. Andrew said that his Wonderbra for the tuchus is his company's top seller. What do you make of his assertion that boxers outsell briefs?

CP: On a point of clarification, he said he was referring to form-fitting boxer briefs, not the traditional baggy men's boxer shorts. I've never been a fan of those baggy boxers. You?

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Off Topic for Halloween Boxer Shorts, but ready for Christmas/Santa Boxers

Normally we keep the politics out of the Boxer Shorts....but...
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The economy is down and that means one thing. It's time for some good old-fashioned homemade Halloween costumes! Even a decent vinyl John McCain mask could set you back an Andy Jackson. So, follow our handy homemade Palin Family Halloween Costume Guide for a gee-golly-gosh-darn-it-Joe Sixpack-good time:

Sarah "My Best Friend is Gay" Palin

Get your French braid on, rock that two-piece suit, and grab some maroon pumps. How else to pay tribute to the woman who avoids the question, but has many diverse friends in all walks of life? Just grab a friend and have him dress up as one of his favorite Village People, the gay stereotype Palin herself would imagine. Spend the night escorting your new BFF, and don't forget to flash your wedding ring any chance you can get. For marriage is a sacred union between two heterosexuals, and plan B for your preggers teenage daughter.

Todd "The Dude" Palin

The self-styled first dude has tons in common with the Big Lebowski. Neither graduated from college, and neither are afraid to be bossed around by a hot, strong woman. Yeah and um, they both love meat (moose and In-N-Out burgers), and um they're both professional sportsmen (snowmobile racing and bowling). For all you dudes out there, pull out the boxer shorts, nasty robe and flipflops. Paint a mini oil rig on your bowling ball bag and shave that goatee to perfection. Top it off with a "first dude" sash (Todd was a judge in the 2008 Miss Alaska pageant) and be sure to drink White Russians all night long. And just don't discuss religion, because while the real dude's arch nemesis might be named "Jesus," Todd's best friend has the same name.

Bristol "Pullout Method" Palin

You won't score originality points with a pillow stuffed under your shirt, but that's a good start. Now write on that shirt, "Abstinence works!" Throw in a Hello Kitty Backpack stuffed full of Seventeen magazines and you're well on your way. Nothing like some rollers in the hair, smudged lipstick, and dangling cigarette to top it off, because baby, you're growing up faster than Mom ever imagined!

Levi "I'm a f--n redneck" Johnston

The proper Levi Johnston costumes requires a combo of Kevin Federline and Wayne Gretzky. Add some Hollywood white trash glitz to your old high school hockey jersey with some cornrolls, doo-rags, Bristol tattoos, and beer guzzler baseball cap. Pay tribute to an overnight celebrity, made famous on his ability to knock people up. This costume goes particularly well with the above one. You two lovebirds can trick or treat all night while you rant against your underage fiancée K-fed/Britney (or is it Jamie Lynn) style. And don't forget to paint your neck red!
Got anymore fancy ideas on how the Palin Family can help beat off the economic grind this Halloween? Let us know! Then get out there and trick or treat!

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The theme music from “2001: A Space Odyssey” — which pumps up fans when the USC football team enters the stadium — is playing. An employee serves popcorn. A roll of “Beat UAB” stickers sits on a glass display case.

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