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More than a few times, while discussing Boxer Shorts, we have touched upon the fashion police. The fact that lawmakers in bot New Jersey and Texas are spending tax payer dollars to fight against St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Green Boxer Shorts, rather than fighting crime or some other worthwhile activity. Now the Boxer Short police have moved to Louisiana, fighting Novelty Boxer Shorts. Boxer Shorts are Fun and if they are sagging, their funny. Jailing Boxers are a fad, a style, who cares. Kids had long hair, tattoos, piercings.... the police are worried about Novelty Boxer Shorts.
New Louisiana Police Force Proposed
Louisiana State Representative Derrick Shepherd has proposed the formation of the Louisiana State Fashion Police. People who wear low-slung pants that expose skin or “intimate clothing” would face a fine of up to $500 and possible jail time under a bill filed by the Jefferson Parish lawmaker. The bill would be tacked onto the state’s obscenity law, which restricts sexual activity in public places and the sale of sexually explicit items.
Representative Shepherd said he filed the bill because he was tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the lowered belt lines of young adults. “I’m sick of seeing it,” said Shepherd, a first-term legislator. “The community’s outraged. And if parents can’t do their job, if parents can’t regulate what their children wear, then there should be a law.”
The Fab Five’s fashion savant Carson Kressley was thrilled with Shepherd’s proposal. “I love this bill, and I know that the Fashion Police will make the people of Louisiana more attractive. In addition to not showing their butt crack, maybe they’ll learn that plaids and stripes don’t go together, pleats make your butt look huge, and it’s a cardinal sin to wear white after Labor Day.”
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