The hippies of the sixties with long hair and tie dyed shirts are worried about exposed Boxer Short waistbands? Holiday and fun novelty boxers are just personal choices and freedom of expression. If someone wants to show-off Boxer Shorts that express their interest in Paintball, fantasy football, the Christmas season, or Saint Patrick's day......WHO CARES??
Better off wearing wearing "crazy", "sagging" fun novelty boxers than stealing cars or doing drugs. Stop the silliness..... Its just underwear!!! OH NO we see his Valentines Day BOXER SHORTS!!!!!
The fashion police are falling down on the job. Cops in Pine Lawn, Mo., are charged with enforcing a ban on trousers that ride low enough to expose skin or skivvies — a hip-hop style known as "sagging." Kids who get caught with their pants down in Pine Lawn face a $100 fine. Their parents can be fined $500 and spend 90 days in jail.
All over America, grown-ups have their undies in a bundle about sagging. Similar bans have been discussed in Baltimore, Dallas and Atlanta. Baggy britches are outlawed in parts of Louisiana and Florida. Virginia even tried to pass a state law.
Sometimes called "jailing," the sagging trend supposedly originated in prison, where garments are loose and belts are forbidden. That association is offensive to some. Others just don't want an unobstructed view of someone's underwear.
The ordinances inevitably bring out folks who are eager to defend your constitutional right to display your underpants in public. They say the laws are a form of racial profiling because they single out a style favored by young black men — an argument not nearly as goofy as Pine Lawn's assertion that exposed boxers are stunting economic development.
With the Housing bubble burst, the stock market in turmoil, and recession looming.....our fearless leader are worried about BOXER SHORTS!!!
It's hard to take this problem seriously, perhaps because we tend to view sagging as an invitation to a wedgie instead of a crime. Can't we just lighten up? In Evanston, Ill., where droopy drawers are still legal, restaurateur Hecky Powell got tired of telling teenage employees to hike up their trousers. So he issued custom-made boxer shorts with the Hecky's logo on them, turning waistbands into advertising space. Do we really need laws telling young people to pull up their pants? Maybe the grown-ups should pull up their socks instead. This battle of Boxers has me outraged...can you tell?? Its just a passing fashion statement....after all its just FUNNY BOXER SHORTS!!!! Whats next a ban on Underwear?? The evils of Boxer Briefs...coming soon...
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